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40 Best Ever Yo Mama Jokes

40 Best Ever Yo Mama Jokes

40 Best Ever Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves. yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off. yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down. yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got buckwheat in a headlock. 1 yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “i need your weight not your phone number.”. 2 your momma is so ugly she made one direction go another direction. 3 yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, “we are family, even though you’re fatter than me.”. 4 yo momma’s so fat and old that. 1. yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said, “i need your weight not your phone number.”. 2. yo mama so fat when she tried to weight herself and the scales said “one at a time please.”. 3. yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and the damn thing’s still printing. 4. Yo mama’s teeth so yellow, when she drinks water, it turns into lemonade. yo mama so old, when she was young, rainbows were still black and white. yo mama so fat, thanos had to clap. yo mama so ugly, when she walks into the dentist, they make her lay face down. yo mama so old, jurassic park brings back memories. 66. yo mama so unfunny, she ruins every joke she ever tells. 67. yo mama’s cooking is so bad, every april fool’s she cooks a good meal. 68. yo mama’s sense of humor is so dry, her best jokes are your worst. 69. yo mama’s so protective, she covered you in band aids before you got the boo boos. 70.

40 Best Ever Yo Mama Jokes

40 Best Ever Yo Mama Jokes

We’ve prepared a collection of 60 most hilarious ‘yo mama’ jokes that will leave you rolling around with laughter. 1. yo momma’s eyes are so big that she can see into the future. 2. yo momma’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she can see people waving. 3. Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license. yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off. your joke is bad. yo mama's so stupid, when i said, "drinks on the house," she got a ladder. yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind. #40. yo mama so old… that when she was in school there was no history class #39 – 30 yo mama jokes #39. yo momma so ugly… even the tide won’t take her out #38. yo mama’s so stupid… when they said, “order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake #37. yo mama’s so ugly… her portraits hang themselves. #36. yo mama’s so.

40 Best Ever Yo Mama Jokes

40 Best Ever Yo Mama Jokes

40 Best Ever Yo Mama Jokes

40 Best Ever Yo Mama Jokes

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